I know one thing for sure
When all is done tonight
I will take Nyquil

I found out tonight
About my role in a play
An actress again

Plates of tasty food
And kind, informal people
Make a fun potluck

As a former Scout
It's my job to buy cookies
Whenever I'm asked

As I grade their work
I see how much they have learned
Exhausted but proud

She fills up a cup
And douses me with water
Big bath time bummer

I regret my choice
To eat that pesky Chipwich
But it called my name