We're teaching the kid
The importance of sharing
So she shared her cold

These student birthdays
Make staying fit difficult
I eat their cupcakes

A babe with a cold
Means little sleep for Mommy
Long workday ahead

Dave and I discuss
Our conspiracy theories
Homeland is to blame

Beckoned by cookies
Who foil my healthy plans
With chocolate chips

Why won't this kid sleep
The way she always used to
Exhausted parents

Here's my wish for you
May your year be filled with joy
And your hearts with love